Want to get in touch with me? There're a couple ways to go about that...

Email me! You can email me at!

Can't email? Insist on phoning? Okay, you can make voice noises in my ear by dialing 516-587-4040!

Do emailing and calling take too long? Do you like your conversations to be rather public? I have a Twitter! It's @clydeshaffer!

Is the context of your contact more SERIOUS and PROFESSIONAL? Try me on LinkedIn!

Are you more the smoke-signals type? That's okay too! First you're going to need some lint, matches, and a steady north-by-northeast wind. Then...